Good morning! It’s Friday, and Donald Trump is still the President! Joe Biden is still a liar and many Americans seem to have been hypnotized!
Reading social media has turned into a dangerous experience! It’s gone from unfair to just plain uncool.
So we have to look, now, at the long game.
I don’t know what that is. That’s why I’m writing this Thursday night, and I’m about to go to bed. I have absolutely nothing interesting to say.
This is good, though: Continue reading “Congress Has Been Compromised”
Welcome to 2021 my friends!
You are not alone.
These posts speak for themselves!
As Americans watch a domestic Congressional election and anticipate someone being chosen as US President, the world is also on the edge, and crowds have been gathering to show support for Donald Trump. In many countries he’s considered a savior from an otherwise-inevitable fall to socialism and communism.
Thanks to Nicholas Clamorgan (@Nick_Clamorgan) for his post “The Free World supports @realDonaldTrump!” which is what led us Continue reading “The Free World Supports Donald Trump, While The City That Never Sleeps … Sleeps!”
Let’s Fight Fire With Fire
No, it’s not true. Pence is fine.
But the video is pretty great. From dr. efanzor (@drefanzor) and Dr. Elect-Daniel Ben Freeman (@DavarEchad) (possibly not real doctors). Continue reading “COVID Scare! Mike Pence Has Reaction to Vaccine Live On Video”
I’ve decided to have a big party.
I’ve decided it’s my constitutional right.
The Nantucket Police are refusing to process gun permits, they announced today. The idea, obviously, is that filling out a form is dangerous to your health. Continue reading “How To Have A Big Party Legally With COVID Lockdowns”
If you’re not a Twitter expert, I’ll fill in some info …
Here’s a screenshot of a poll taken by a Twitter user:
It’s easy to see, Trump is winning, according to this poll! But, really, Mark, what’s it worth? Other polls (many of them) show Biden winning, or a neck to neck race! This is crazy. Stop posting ridiculous things!
But wait! I’ll explain!
Tiffany Anderson has only 303 followers. That’s important, because Continue reading “Tiffany Anderson Twitter Poll Shows Crazy Result”
Time for a quick public safety announcement. Just like masks, this is for YOUR OWN good. If you’re smart, you’ll follow my advice.
## BEGIN PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ##
Fires are hot. Smokey Bear knows.
Alright, c’mon man! Pay attention!
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I have to be honest; it’s not just the fire that’s dangerous, it’s people who aren’t careful with fire. Everybody knows it can be dangerous.
Are you still paying attention? C’mon man! (last time, I promise!)
See these marshmallows? Well, marshmallows, even in a field all day soaking in the hot sun, are not very flammable. In fact, they’re often used Continue reading “Joe Biden’s Big Marshmallow Roast”
This is not for everybody.
Greta Thunberg Sings
Swedish Death Metal
Now I’ve got your attention, I should mention this: All music written and performed by John Mollusk. Inspired by, and all lyrics by Greta Thunberg.
This girl may have a bright future, after all! Continue reading “Greta Thunberg sings Swedish Death Metal”
List of 24 Weird Things
These things are weird. They’re all related to historic preparedness, mostly via Obama and Missus Clinton, to change the world, along with a big swell of “the desire to appear good.” The liberal tide of spreading hate began taking a visible form many years-ago, though the visible parts were difficult, if not impossible, to connect to any nefarious purpose, and were always cloaked as “doing good.” These things are all generally Continue reading “List of 24 Weird Things (or, What Did You Do on Your Saturday Night?)”
YouTube is still a free speech place to play. This video reminds me of Leave it to Beaver. Don’t worry, Joe really wants to come out and play, Continue reading “Can Joe Come Out And Debate?!”
Joe Biden has taught us one thing well.
We can assess the performance of Donald Trump better than he can.
We can also probably walk, talk, bake cookies, stack blocks and demonstrate credibility better than Continue reading “The Unprecedented Unpresident”
A recent post of mine on Quora!
My dog doesn’t like to wear a leash and gets a bit snappy when I put it on him. What can I do about this?
Well, as long as nobody’s gotten hurt, I already like your dog! He’s got a personality! Really, I wouldn’t like a leash, either, I don’t think!
Here’s what you can do:
Super important – always be standing up, and Continue reading “On Puppies and Leashes”
This is a cover of a popular Grateful Dead song, with a hip hop beat! Continue reading “Jack Straw (Soda Pop Mix)”