This lesson is rich in detail, photos and diagrams, Continue reading “PA Systems for Small Groups, by Mark Urso, Chapter Three, The Audio Chain, Cables, Connectors, Components, Power”
They don’t make music the way they used ta.
This is for Sara. It always makes me think of her.
Here you go! From Elton’s “Don’t Shoot Me,” 1972. Continue reading “Blues for Baby and Me (Video)”
Make it Linger
She’s a looker
Touch my face
A little longer!
Spin and swing her
Is no secret Continue reading “Make it Linger (Poem, Video)”
I strongly believe you should have the tacos first. And please understand, you’re not the only one who’s had this problem, wondering if they should have their delicious tacos before breaking off their two-year relationship.
Tacos are the perfect meal, in fact, because they’re lightweight and their ingredients are brightly colored, so they can easily be found scattered around Continue reading “Should I end a 2 year relationship before or after we eat tacos?”
It’s possible the Advantage is not working. It’s also possible your dog has an allergy or rash that could be caused by a different type of bug bite, like a mosquito. There are also other possibilities. Read on!
I do want to take the opportunity to share a story, about how veterinarians prescribe things sometimes. Be careful out there!
I had a Jack Russell named Ollie, who was losing weight and had a supersized flea problem. He was constantly scratching. He didn’t look very happy Continue reading “If my dog is on Advantage, why is she constantly chewing at her legs and back?”
Original, with Brandon and Eli. I wrote this song about my guitar! Continue reading “Little Miss Hagstrom, Mark Urso”
Cat Stevens actually wrote a song about this.
A long time ago, a gang of angry, feral cats broke into the Meriam-Webster building and forged some documents. It was a big scandal; they changed the names of a number of popular foods (Google “Baloneygate”).
The cats later formed a society called the “Dogmatic Watchdogs” – their purpose was to “shepherd the forces that demean felines.” They would meet in unlikely places and cause trouble; boxing rings, on farms, at sled pulls, bear-hunting contests, Continue reading “Why are hot dogs called DOGS?”
How do top students overcome social media addiction?
Mark Urso, Author of “A Candle Lit” (from Quora) …
They can take classes in programming social media applications!
Then they could become dealers, abandoning their morals and pushing social media applications on others, especially good-looking girls, to try to get them hooked, and turn them into pushers as well. If they can’t afford the classes, they should look into stealing money from strangers. Once they’re social media lord kingpins, they should learn Spanish, and go to some of the seedier parts of Mexico to pick up new social media applications and bring them across the border illegally. This can be extremely profitable. Continue reading “Social Media Addiction is Real!”
This is wildly entertaining!
If you’re waiting for your video, just keep waiting! 😉
If you slept last night, you’ve got one up on me!
I’m on a spooky deadline!
It was two years-ago I released “Share The Moon,” my debut CD Continue reading “Happy Halloween 2018! Share The Moon!”
A Quora answer by Mark Urso, Author of “A Candle Lit”:
The problem with AA is something that happens very early, when a person, a “sufferer,” is first introduced to the idea, sees a pamphlet or checks out his first meeting … the system can easily lose its credibility and feel either like it’s extreme, or members are jumping to conclusions …
People are simply scared away before they join.
In my book, “A Candle Lit,” I call them “leavers-before-they-enter.”
The three biggest problems are …
Ambiguous Permanence: It’s never been proven alcoholism is permanent, but members commonly insist it is. This is a credibility hit if the new person thinks about it … To make matters confusing, the words “alcoholic” Continue reading “Why is AA So Ineffective?”
Happy Halloween Everyone!
My stretching routine is based on balance. I’m an expert skier, spent a lot of time around yoga, and trained in karate for 6 years.
I developed my simple ritual Continue reading “Simple Stretching For Everyone”
Jimmy B, Ellen O’C
We were living on the beach …
Sea, sand, walks so sweet and
Of course, the blueberries
You can throw a frisbee hard as you want
Into the wind Continue reading “Then There Were the Blueberries”