Dear Blog Owner,
It has come to our attention you’re considering naming your band “Manatee Revolution,” which we manatees find offensive, and vow to do things to stop. Manatees are tired of being objectified and having our charm and looks used commercially without our consent.
We also wanted to tell you we formed a committee to organize a fact finding mission to Cancun. Among other things, they’ll check on possible names for our tourist act if we move there, and “Manatee Revolution” was one of our top choices.
So we’ll probably go with that.
My IPR lawyer will be in touch. I told him you aren’t a fan of manatees. If I wasn’t so lazy I’d punch you in the nose.
Fred The Manatee