I know a dog trainer who dislikes Cesar Milan.
He’s a smart guy, but it always seems his dislike is based on a threat to his business, as if he’d prefer people were not taught effective ways to understand dogs.
I have watched hundreds of episodes of Cesar, and never once seen anything Continue reading “Why do so few dog trainers hold up to Cesar Milan’s standard? (Quora stuff)”
This is a great question!
Get a cat!
I’m not following how being a vegan, which dictates which foods you choose to eat, relates to your approval or disapproval of the natural events that animals are using, right now, to survive, including hunting and killing for meat.
There are live critters on your kitchen counters, leaving disgusting Continue reading “How would you handle a mouse infestation if you were a vegan? Would your only option to be to get a cat? (Quora stuff)”
About the stone age, before the days of computers.
The first computer I used was a Radio Shack TRS80. We were in radio at the time. This was one of the first computers available to the public. We had several; they all ran MS-DOS, the archaic operating system Microsoft invented Continue reading “The Origin of Things”
The first in a series of guitar lesson videos.
Learn to play from the comfort of your home, by way of this half-hour lesson, geared toward intermediate guitar players, focused on the diatonic (whole notes) scale, styles, hammer-ons, trills, triplets, and playing in rhythm! Continue reading “Intermediate Guitar Lessons with Mark Urso – Lesson One, Diatonic Scale, Styles and Rhythm”
Make it Linger
She’s a looker
Touch my face
A little longer!
Spin and swing her
Is no secret Continue reading “Make it Linger (Poem, Video)”
I strongly believe you should have the tacos first. And please understand, you’re not the only one who’s had this problem, wondering if they should have their delicious tacos before breaking off their two-year relationship.
Tacos are the perfect meal, in fact, because they’re lightweight and their ingredients are brightly colored, so they can easily be found scattered around Continue reading “Should I end a 2 year relationship before or after we eat tacos?”
It’s possible the Advantage is not working. It’s also possible your dog has an allergy or rash that could be caused by a different type of bug bite, like a mosquito. There are also other possibilities. Read on!
I do want to take the opportunity to share a story, about how veterinarians prescribe things sometimes. Be careful out there!
I had a Jack Russell named Ollie, who was losing weight and had a supersized flea problem. He was constantly scratching. He didn’t look very happy Continue reading “If my dog is on Advantage, why is she constantly chewing at her legs and back?”
Original, with Brandon and Eli. I wrote this song about my guitar! Continue reading “Little Miss Hagstrom, Mark Urso”
Cat Stevens actually wrote a song about this.
A long time ago, a gang of angry, feral cats broke into the Meriam-Webster building and forged some documents. It was a big scandal; they changed the names of a number of popular foods (Google “Baloneygate”).
The cats later formed a society called the “Dogmatic Watchdogs” – their purpose was to “shepherd the forces that demean felines.” They would meet in unlikely places and cause trouble; boxing rings, on farms, at sled pulls, bear-hunting contests, Continue reading “Why are hot dogs called DOGS?”
How do top students overcome social media addiction?
Mark Urso, Author of “A Candle Lit” (from Quora) …
They can take classes in programming social media applications!
Then they could become dealers, abandoning their morals and pushing social media applications on others, especially good-looking girls, to try to get them hooked, and turn them into pushers as well. If they can’t afford the classes, they should look into stealing money from strangers. Once they’re social media lord kingpins, they should learn Spanish, and go to some of the seedier parts of Mexico to pick up new social media applications and bring them across the border illegally. This can be extremely profitable. Continue reading “Social Media Addiction is Real!”
Don’t Think Twice (Pimples Version) (Dylan), Jan., 2019, Mark Urso Continue reading “Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright (Dylan)”
You’re invited to eavesdrop on today’s practice! It turned into an hour-long unplugged concert! Dedicated to my beautiful daughter, Sara! Continue reading “Pimples and All Concert, Jan. 2019”
I recorded this in New Hampshire (USA) in 2011.
The Sister is a well-regarded circuit speaker in AA. This was at a picnic in Plymouth, New Hampshire. Continue reading “AA Speaker Sister Maurice Audiobook”